Alleged Criminal Found Asleep in Ohio Pet Store With Hamsters in His Pants

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Alleged Criminal Found Asleep in Ohio Pet Store With Hamsters in His Pants

You know how you would fantasize as a kid about what it would be like to spend the night in various stores? If a pet store was ever on your list, this guy in Ohio certainly f***ed around and found out. Now, we should note that this guy is being accused of breaking into several stores but was ultimately found snoozing away at the local pet store.

Matthew Pancake, according to police, had let several animals loose in the store before falling asleep and when they found him, he had hamsters in his pants.

Pancake now finds himself in a sticky situation…hopefully his defense doesn’t fall flat.

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