Influencer Thinks She’s Pinpointed the True Mark of a ‘High-Value’ Man

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Influencer Thinks She’s Pinpointed the True Mark of a ‘High-Value’ Man

According to this woman on TikTok, all you need to be a “high-value man” isn’t a six-pack, six-figure salary, or six-foot height, no no. It’s simply being able to text a romantic interest back in a timely manner.

Mercedes (@babybenz624) says she can always tell a guy is “successful” because the ones that are reply instantly, while the broke ones leave you on “read” longer than Rose waited to see the Titanic again (“It’s been 84 years…”).

Bros across the internet, of course, ate it up while bragging that they’ve taken to “treating relationships like business.”

Sure, nothing screams “romance” like customer support turnaround times. Good luck out there, gang.

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