Serial Grocery-Thrower Arrested After Corny Stunt Breaks Neighbor’s Window

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Serial Grocery-Thrower Arrested After Corny Stunt Breaks Neighbor’s Window

Call us CORNY but we sure are glad this neighborhood grocery-thrower has finally been CANNED.

A Florida man (of course) had quite the knack for turning groceries and other items into deadly projectiles. From meat, to dishes, to bottles of urine, Erlz Ernest Saintvil has been terrorizing this Port Charlotte neighborhood.

Saintvil finally got busted after a can of corn went full torpedo through someone’s window. He was later arrested on charges of “shooting into or throwing deadly missiles into dwellings” as well as “criminal mischief between $200 and $1000 in damage.”

Read More: WFLA

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