Walrus Penis Stolen from New Jersey Restaurant, Cheesesteak Fans Left Unsatisfied

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Walrus Penis Stolen from New Jersey Restaurant, Cheesesteak Fans Left Unsatisfied

At Donkey’s Place in Camden, New Jersey, folks gather for delicious cheesesteaks and to see the bar’s beloved baculum which is the scientific term for, yes, a walrus penis bone.

Well now, the owner and staff of Donkey’s Place is blubbering mad as some bonehead customer decided to commit a phallic-ular crime by stealing the bone while his pals watched.

The folks who keep the place erect have made their bone-afide heartbreak known and are begging for the bone’s return, not to press charges but to get their old dong back where it belongs!

Read More: NJ.com

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