You Want to Eat a Banana Like a Total Weiner? Let This Etiquette ‘Expert’ Show You

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You Want to Eat a Banana Like a Total Weiner? Let This Etiquette ‘Expert’ Show You

Look, we’ve all just accepted that there is no way to eat a banana that isn’t at least a little awkward by this point, right?

Sure, you can break it up and eat it bit by bit, but you’re only doing that because peeling it and biting into it is inherently suggestive. There’s no avoiding it, and again, it’s a truth we’ve all accepted, that avoiding eye contact while eating those phallic fruits is just part of life.

Well, this guy who pops up on our social media feeds to tell us how we’re eating wrong, has a better “fancypants” way of eating bananas.

It’s all well and good but if we ever see him while we’re indulging in some ‘naners, we’re deep-throating them out of spite.

Sorry, not sorry.

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