The One Thing Free Beer and Hot Wings Can’t Leave Without

Hi Idiots.

For many of you, listening to us in the morning is a part of your morning routine. You get up, shower, put your right sock on then your left, and then you grab [this] before heading out of the house. For many people, it's their wallet, keys, and maybe an ID badge.

For me, it's my watch. If I forget to put my watch on every morning I feel so naked and lost all day (despite having my phone with me that also tells the time). It's a small thing but it's something I hate leaving without.

So what is that [thing] that the FBHW crew can't leave the house without? I'm sure plenty of you will relate to these.

Steve

As Mait the Great once said, "Hydrate or die-drate". Is she right? Steve can't leave the house without his 20oz Yeti water bottle with "the coldest water possible." As a fellow water bottle aficionado, I feel him.

Hot Wings

Like I mentioned above, I'm sure the thing many people don't leave without is their wallet. Hot Wings is one of those people, and apparently he's been carrying one since 3rd grade. Overacheiever.

Kelly

You're going to read this one and probably lick your lips a bit. Kelly never leaves the house with chapstick. Like, there is never a time she doesn't have at least one. She's got a house chapstick and a work chapstick. This girl's lips are never chapped.

Free Beer

Free Beer's item is a sad truth for many of us that we don't want to acknowledge. Free Beer can't go anywhere without his phone. He can't remember the last time he went somewhere without it. I mean, imagine you have to take an extended poo you were't expecting, how ever would you live without your phone? You get it.

Maitlynn

Last but not least, Maitlynn's answer is one she also isn't proud of. While it used to be that she couldn't go anywhere without her vape, now it has moved on to her Zyns. Or some form of nicotine. Eek.

What do have to have on you before you go anywhere? Let us know.