Free Beer and Hot Wings’ Simple Pleasures

Hi Idiots.

Sometimes it really is the little things in life that make it worth living. Sure, there can be a deeper meaning to that, but really, I'm talking about those little unexpected wins that to most people would be inconsequential. Opening the freezer to find you still have ice cream, getting a parking spot right next to the entrance, or when one song seamlessly transitions into the next one.

Everyone has these, and we're no different. These are some of the show's simple pleasures.

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Steve

Steve loves when things are clean (he'll come in the booth and "purge" things into totes and on the counter frequently). That same feeling applies at home, too.

My simple pleasure is on Tuesday night after I have take the garbage and recycling cans down to the curb for pickup. Just knowing that there is no trash in the house is one of the most satisfying things in the world to me.

Free Beer

Free Beer travels more than the average person. This is great for racking up frequent flier miles, but it also means he has to bounce around to a lot of airports. This makes travel more manageable.

My simplest pleasure is when my gates are near each other, or when my connection is the same plane. Doesn’t even matter how much time I have.

Kelly

Remembering things without needing to look them up was a big flex when studying in school, but as an adult, it hits even better. Oh, and British accents always hit.

My simple pleasures are things like remembering everything on my grocery list, cooking something perfectly without a recipe, and audiobooks when the person has a British accent.

Maitlynn

Mine would be when I go somewhere and they have little branded bits of paper or little cards, stickers, etc., that would be a perfect thing to use in my journal.

 

That and becoming a “regular” somewhere. Like your local gas station, party store, etc. I love the feeling of them recognizing you and feel like a celebrity when a newer employee asks to see my ID, and another just says “she’s good!” It just happened getting a Polar Pop and Zyns at my local Circle K, and I’ll be riding that high the rest of the day.

Hot Wings

These are the most Hot Wings simple pleasures to ever simply pleasure.

My simple pleasure is straight mower lines, getting the closest parking spot in a busy lot and seeing a clock reading 12:34.